You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty.
You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually.
You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger!
You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done!
Discovered the Stallions secret...
Killed 300 Ferals with explosives.
A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots.
Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire.
Killed 10 boss class enemies.
You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting.
You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo!
Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee.
This allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful
Discovered the haunted train whistle
You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36.
Drove off Disco Mime 3 times.
Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists
You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket.
You've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast.
